Terrance.chipbarkmoo. just look, just look at you, pretty and perfect... says:its like yesterdays garbage but flipped into the heart shaped stains you've left on your slippers
- - - d v 8 i'm da vinci says:lol
he laughed out loud, "LOL LOL LOL", in that strange way he did, as the kitchen cabinets cried, "did you turn off the tap?" the giraffe in the window nodded but stated rather meanly, "the light bulb burned out."
we cried. we loved that light bulb
Terrance.chipbarkmoo. just look, just look at you, pretty and perfect... says:Seven days and all we've got is this poetic tragedy lingering at our doorsteps
Don't tell the maid, cause she'll most definitily say..."Hundred and one reasons for me to sleep"
- - - d v 8 i'm da vinci says:I eyed the sign - - which said "I I I". "Ai, Ai, Ai" i read aloud.
"no my dear boy" the hat said behind me. i spun around, but the hat had no head under it - - or above it for that matter; "it's pronounced 'okaly dokaly pokaly', not 'Ai Ai Ai' " it laughed.
I threw it on the ground and sat on it.
"you farted," the hat said.
Terrance.chipbarkmoo. just look, just look at you, pretty and perfect... says:Remember the times when we froliced down upside down bridges and concaved trees?
Bleed.
Bleed.
Bleed.
Just give me a reason and a half not to take this organ and throw it in front of your flaming house you flaming plate of disease.
- - - d v 8 i'm da vinci says:i tried to take her - - my favorite girlfriend (shes my friend whos a girl, not a girlfriend) and i tried to frolic. instead, i bra-licked.
which sounds the same and even rhymes, but is in fact quite a different action.
she screamed and turned red.
to this day, i do not know if she liked it or not
Terrance.chipbarkmoo. just look, just look at you, pretty and perfect... says:They call it a hicky
Even though its not sticky
You talk about licking
And at home medicating
On these burned out non-scented candles
And we're falling
But not up
This time its down
- - - d v 8 i'm da vinci says:the lead singer of the band (he wore a cowboy hat and a lab coat while he played, because he thought it was a good thing to do - - you know, in case any hot cowgirls or scientettes came by), the lead singer came by and said, "bad news. my jupiter fly trap died today."
i laughed. "you mean venus fly trap."
he showed me the label. written in crayon, it was probably the most credible piece of construction paper certificate i had ever seen.
"w-w-w-w-well i'll be damned." i stuttered.
Terrance.chipbarkmoo. just look, just look at you, pretty and perfect... says:crayon writtin bandages under this snapped fendi caned boy
we'll call this home
and quits.
- - - d v 8 i'm da vinci says:i tried to put my key in her ignition, just like in the song. but it didn't really work as well. my honda key didn't fit into her grand-am.
i was pretty embarrased.
