number three please

jack and sally had a race to see who could tie their shoelaces the fastest; of course terrance won because he has velcro

number four please!

get me a fridge to dig a whole hole in the sky!

fifty sent:

i don’t know what you’ve heard about me

but you can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t get a dollar out of me

no cadddididididilacycles, no worms, you can see

that I’m a C.H.I.N.K.

number five please!

tell the sleeping homeless man to give me his foodstamps, STAT; otherwise blink-182 will put a watermelon on my leg - - the painful square kind, not the kindly round kind

I seen a giraffe jump 16 feet underground vertically and eat a mole shaped cloud